You have reached the end of "Never Have I Ever". Lifted Mjlnir" Wanda said. He didn't want this attention, as if he was somehow interesting, just because he had a scar. No! Dad questions and I can see him starting to turn red. "What! Why, thank you, Anthony!. "Never ever have I worn a chicken on my head," Aunt Nat says and I take a drink and yet again I'm the only one. OH COME ON! Tony cried in protest, once again the only one to drink. Wanda said. Ouch, back to last names again. Natasha sets down her mug and walks out of the room without a word. He's certainly grown on everyone else who lives in this tower even Steve's stopped looking at Tony like a secondary version of his dad, and started smiling at the guy more. We gotta have that rule. "I may or may not have a boyfriend." You owe me ten bucks, Clint says to Natasha, who shakes her head. Uncle Steve mocks himself and we all laugh. Uncle Bucky questions. Tony informed me that the post-battle bonding rituals of Asgard are much different to Midgardian customs, Thor says with a serious nod. Its a honest to goodness benvi modern shakespeare au without the random plotting cousin. "Never have I ever kissed a teammate," I say and everyone on the senior team takes a drink. shaka wear graphic tees is candy digital publicly traded ellen lawson wife of ted lawson avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony. Sensitive information and details from missions. I'm really sorry, Clint says, and promptly squirms back under the covers when he remembers that he's still naked. It becomes a semi-regular thing. Tasha? Clint says the next morning, when he finds her in the training room kicking Cap's ass. Loki Clint laughs until his sides hurt. I m'n yes. I thought we'd made up.. And they were all wrong. Now. And the hand immediately retreats along with an annoyed huff from its owner. "Hell yeah. And a happy drunk, as well, she says with a sigh. Puts his hand on Tony's naked hip. I just I guess it comes down to the person, and not their equipment? The last part sounds like a question, one of his 'is this something that makes sense in this century' ones. Thank you all so much for 19K reads! But 6 minutes after I lifted the building off me I had to go fight him again in Mr. Starks plane that crashed with me on it. (Blame his spider-side). Fare thee well, good Banner, Thor slurs, whose Asgardian-ness is even more pronounced now that he's drunk. It's not needed; the genius does a fucking smashing job by himself, and Clint can't be bothered to give any shits. she said, voicing the thoughts of her fellow teammates, who looked at Peter with horror. Steve, you animal, you.. He was technically not lying, right? I say putting my hands in the air defensive. Clint can't help but laugh. Because because the strings! Lindsay's bitching at her sister already and they're only in the preliminary round; she's going down. For one thing, that'd be pretty sucky of me. Back the fuck up." Tony sits outside Clint's door with bleary eyes and soot all over his shirt. I think I'll join you, doctor, Steve says, before stuttering out not I mean, not in that-, Capsicle, pumpkin, you're good, Tony drawls. And okay, Tony was sort of expected, because, well. Nat does that weird thing when her gaze doesn't waver, but it still feels like she's rolling her eyes at them. So he kisses her because she's beautiful, and awesome, and cool, and also pretty. Peter didn't go to Manhattan very often-usually only to visit the Avengers Tower whenever he received an invitation, which wasn't often. Um, thank you, Clint, he says softly. He likes tzatziki. No, Clint says, because they didn't. No, we decided no strings, and then there were strings, strings everywhere except they were invisible strings, you know? "Way way way wait. I knew there's no way your spangly ass hadn't gotten some action. So does Steve, to their slight surprise. Peter smirked. Wanda and Vision had left to their apartment, the other honorary members being in their own homes (or, in T'Challa and Shuri's case, country). Always the goddamn red velvet, Clint sighs to himself. And Capsicle has a built-in hard-on for anything that might be considered team-building.. It's my bed. Stopping now., Clint doesn't know if Tony means that he'll stop talking or stop running, but the guy trails off, so Clint gets a part-answer. Surprisingly not only did Steve and Bucky take a shot, but so did Peter, though he tried to hide it. +. Yeah, okay, no. "I'll go next because mine was just stupid". If there are limits, the fun's gone. Ben goes to a Clippers game with both Howard and Devi. Peter muttered a thank you, and the game went on. Yep, you got that right, Tony says and looks down at him. Happy New Year Paxton, she whispered.Happy New Year Devi, he murmured back before drawing her in again. Clint buries the urge to giggle, because whose idea was this, anyway? While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Aunt May says and I shrug. Although I technically wrote this as a prequel to Fix You, it is a stand-alone and does not share any of the warnings from that story. Are we dating? It's cheesy as hell, but it's been over two weeks since they last had sex without some kind of other mushy activity attached to it, and as much as they agreed about the no-strings arrangement, Clint can't help but realize that he's got quite a few strings attached to this crazy bastard by now. And it was for science, Bruce says to Steve, if you wondered. Oh, come on, Clint sighs and sips his coffee. Clint rolls his eyes. 52: Jessica Jones [03] . So you're not running away? Clint hears himself say after, when he thinks he's about to take a nap. It was at this moment, team red knew, they fucked up. The fuck, Clint? You are not doing that when Clint is this drunk.. Its more comfortable without anyway., In MY suit!? Instead he turns onto his side, a little closer to Clint but not really coming onto him not that Clint can notice, at least. Tony's eyes widened, how the fuck did that crazy lunatic get someone so sweet like Peter "Jesus Christ, Pete. "Everyone has a hand, so five fingers, and after those, you have to take a shot for every time you have ever done the mentioned thing. No chance there. His hand's on Clint's hip now, and draws circles with rough fingertips. Steve, Bucky, Tony, Peter, and Clint all drank. He struts, like a fucking rooster, and Clint rolls his eyes. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. ! They all seemed to collectively cry. He half wishes Phil were here so Clint could bitch at him about bad cupcake decisions, but their handler is currently in Arizona doing level 7 stuff that Clint is 'not privy to', no matter how good he is at hiding in Phil's ceiling. #natasharomanoff When Natasha helps him upright, he can see her swaying, and grins. Except Pepper. Peter said slowly, avoiding everyone's eyes and looking down at his empty shot glass instead. Remember the toast?, Ouff! Steve goes to the floor, but turns around immediately, just as Natasha tries to knee him in the back. I mean, ask anyone. All the hero worship around Captain America, someone was bound to try to tap that whether you showed interest or not.. (Then again, Thor usually looks delighted.) I like sex. I don't know, I've hung out with Nat too much.". Clint chokes on his whiskey when he laughs. "How do I know that?" He knew Sally was lesbian or bi, but with MJ he didn't know. Run, he clarifies, forehead creasing. It's a little cute and a lot sad, and Clint sighs when he realizes that he's going to accept Tony's invitation. Heh. Yeah, that would that would be great, doc, Steve says with a relieved smile. Shuri Okay? Missions? Steve asks, smiling, and Clint and Nat both nod. It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. Ok, never have I ever cried to get out of trouble, Bucky declared. He curls around Clint, who goes mellow at once. AU of the avengers where they are all in highschool in present time and it will probably not go anywhere but enjoy anyway lol. as well as Are you trying to get a full set or something? Clint asks, because it's pretty obvious that Thor and Bruce haven't tangoed, and he knows Natasha hasn't slept with any of them aside from Clint, of course, but that's years ago now. I can go without the Other Guy making an entrance., The things I do for science, Tony says and blows Bruce a kiss. Like any of them would. And nobody wants that shit. It's creepy. "Who are you and how did you get past FRIDAY?" I am. Then he looks contemplative. Cindy offered to begin, but Michelle interrupted, setting up some rules first. I never needed to know this much about my proteges sex life. Yes? Y/n grew up as most children do. "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." Wanda said. Just saying., Tony's breath ghosts hotly over Clint's cheek. Cindy had already said something, and some people put down their thumb, but he hadn't heard her. Also any that come to my fruity brain in between my slow story updates. ", "He's not evil, Mr Stark, and he's only two years older than me," Peter pouted again "Can we just move on? Okay, that's it, Clint says, because seriously, the guy looks like a puppy. Flash was surprisingly silent, dipping his head up and down, as if listening to music only he could hear. Tony Stark/ Iron Man. Before anyone could ask him what he meant by that, Bruce decided to take his turn to get it over with as quickly as he could "Never have I ever shot a gun.". "Never have I ever kissed a guy." "Never Have I Ever" Pt. It's your choice., Yeah, but Tony makes an annoyed sound and rolls over so he's facing Clint. Tiredness and sleep is closing in on him, fast, so Clint spreads out fully in the big bed and lets himself get dragged under. Clint wakes long before Tony, and has time to take a shower and eat breakfast before Tony staggers into his relatively modest living room. That's too easy. Despite his reputation he has a filthy mouth. Supposedly Loki was visiting an old ally but Thor and Bruce had shared a look, knowing exactly who the god of mischief was talking about. It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. Please stop talking, Steve says, calm even if the tips of his ears are tinged pink. D'nt care. Soft-as-silk cotton, cool and fresh under him, smelling faintly of vanilla and laundry detergent. There are ships? Thor says and looks around, dropping his mug. Two months, just about, Natasha says and twists to jab an elbow in Steve's side before ducking to avoid a fist in the face. Stupid Sally. He's honest-to-god pulled out a huge array of soft, big, fluffy pillows so they can all settle there. That's you stealer, Tony says and looks wounded. Go team go. There's one problem. You could have just asked. And then he pointedly raises his second rum bottle and drinks. He was excited to be able to drink legally and stuff it he was more excited to celebrate with the Avengers. It's my vanishing act." Damn. Dad questions and I flush. He looks up at Clint when he comes; grins. Tony, Steve, Bucky, Nat, Clint, and Bruce took a shot. Tony's the only person Clint knows who can flop miserably. DC Character Remind me to take you there one of these days, okay? Whaddya say?, Bruce hums in agreement. But pain leads to power, or so people say, and Agent Sola certainly is powerful. That in itself wouldn't be such a huge deal, because ideas are ideas and can be contained as long as they stay that way. Michelle answered for him. The game has not ended yet, has it?, Oh no, not by far! Tony says. I may be putting a few not field trip one shots because I feel like it but most will be field trip. It tickles. Only alcoholics use glasses, Tony huffs and grabs a bag of M&M's. Kidding?, No no, Tony says, sounding far away, shaking his head slowly. Peter almost screamed, but in his dazed state (caused by the worried MJ) he didn't do anything, just let his friend roll up his oversized sleeve to reveal muscles and A giant cut, from his elbow towards his shoulder. Danny, Luke, Ava, Nova, Aunt Nat, Mom, Dad, Uncle Clint, Uncle Thor, Uncle Sam, Uncle Rohdey, Uncle Bucky, Uncle Steve, Uncle Bruce, Uncle Loki, Wanda, Vision, Scott, T'challa, Shuri, and Aunt May. Quit whining and drink up you perv, was all Rhodey said in answer. By the time it got to Sam, he decided to tease Steve and Bucky a little more by saying "Never have I ever had a boyfriend.". I'm no longer writing these, I do not take requests, and it's rare I even log into this account. When it was Ned's turn, a few people only had one finger left, including Peter. Shit. Ben is reminiscing on his (failed) relationship with Devi. hey guys i wanna tell you something + a snippet of something im writing, I Guess I've Got A lot Of Explaining To Do. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction All of the original Avengers and Loki are holed up with no electricity, and get very bored. Awwww, so cute, Tony coos. Shit like that., Yes, Clint is right, Steve says seriously. I'm too I'm fucking beat, man, he sighs when he's down to his boxer-briefs, and climbs onto the bed. Clint Barton/ Hawkeye Because I do. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. Fart, he gasps out as Clint half-drags him through the living room area and into the bedroom. I'm not a thirteen year old girl, Stark, Clint says, his voice level. And it was nice being at MIT as a 15-year-old and constantly being reminded by my clothing that there was someone who cared about me! Tony defended. Could he do something about the fact that he had a bunk bed? Bucky wolf whistled. Please consider turning it on! I ran away from the foster care system and lived on the streets for a while before joining the circus. All donations are used to provide the service; no profits are made by the site owners, ", Tony drank and everyone turned to look at Peter when he grinned and mumbled "Didn't get caught." So he smiles, too, and doesn't say anything. The Avengers get together to play "never have I ever" and some people seem to be determined to shock everyone, and some just want to pick on Tony for his partying past. Enjoy! "Okay, my turn. The tension settles in like it plans to stay, but of course, Tony won't stand for that. When they managed to get control of themselves- after about five minutes of uncontrollable laughter, Clint wiped away his tears and said, ok, ok, my turnnever have I ever googled sex addiction!. Parker (Never Have I Ever) Shira (Never Have I Ever) Zoey (Never Have I Ever) Grief/Mourning Hurt/Comfort Best Friends Developing Relationship Self-Harm Des has a dark side Panic Attacks Single Parents Depression Non-Consensual Groping Teen Pregnancy Dream Dad Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. I'll be here. Move along, Rhodey continued to scowl, glaring murderously at Tony. ), depois que devi entrega o papelzinho do one free boink. After the serum. And no, no, Clint really doesn't want to, so he whines until he gets a finger in the ribs, and then he groans and rolls over so he can see the ceiling swirl slowly in an counter-clockwise direction. The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom Relationship: Clint Barton/Tony Stark Characters: Clint Barton Tony Stark Steve Rogers Bruce Banner Thor (Marvel) Natasha Romanov Phil Coulson Additional Tags: Fluff and Crack Never Have I Ever Kissing Drunken Shenanigans Language: English Series: Part 1 of Play a Game Next Work Stats: Published: 2014-05-22 Words: I'm not great at relationships, Clint, Tony murmurs when they pull back for air. We dated." He's also not going to reflect on where Tony has learned about shipping. If we ever disagree on missions, please don't piss on my things, Bruce says with a wry smile. Drink up, all of whom this may concern, Tony chirrups and takes a long swig. I thought it was just a month and three weeks., Nope, she says and somehow manages to get behind the Captain, driving him to the floor with a well-aimed kick to the back of his knees. The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. All I have now is the next two weeks of community service and all that. It sounds like a genuine question. Peter and Natasha were the only ones to drink. Thor looks thoroughly charmed. "More like each other, I made the mistake of looking into their car when they were waiting for me one time." Only Peter managed to hear Bruce's quiet and defeated "God dammit" and didn't bother explaining why he was sniggering. She grins back, not entirely unprotected, but close. He manages to wrangle Tony out of his clothes without much interruption, only a quiet Make-up sex? that Clint doesn't even bother to address. Weak sauce, Sam jeered playfully. C'mon, it'll be a blast. He rocks back and forth on the balls of his feet, looking more like an expectant child than a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. 'ch is weird, 'cause it's not us'lly with hever nave I haver. He frowns. It's not about lying, Bruce explains. So does Thor. When they can't sleep. Oh, c'mon. Because you're worth it., Bruce snorts. Absolutely, Tony says and leans heavily against the wall across from Clint. I have an ally! Fuck, Tony says and stares at the wall. Clint wonders, if Steve figured most of the questions asked would be related to sex (and again, Clint wonders whether the good Cap's still got his super-hymen in place), why he still seems so interested. Yeah like that was surprising, Wanda rolled her eyes. February 27, 2023 equitable estoppel california No Comments . Mostly because Im messy and spill, Peter mused. Clint snorts. And the best. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos, "Never have I ever," Tony says with a wolfish grin, "battled motherfucking aliens.". Anyways I found out about that and followed Toomes to a abandoned warehouse were we fought for like 8 minutes, then he shot the support beams of the warehouse and the entire building came crashing down on me. None taken, she says, and Clint can practically feel her preening. The reason for this stupid game? To absolutely no one's surprise, Tony's really good in bed. Tony and Clint fall over laughing, and even Natasha snorts, but it's a fond sound. Sam cracked a small smile, glad to embarrass the secret couple.